Eskimo Roll -- like cow-tipping, only with mittens ...
They have punished individuae with execution of straight jacket rolls for lesser insults!!!
And it all started with an earlier newsflash and Letter to the Editor:
Dear Editor-ad-Infinitum
Who wrote this?
"Buoyed by her ice-breaker success, Rosie to publish blog ..."
That's why my blog is so far exclusively about kayaking, because I am so over-buoyed with my ice-breaker success. :-)
Let me think about how learning an Eskimo roll is going to influence speaking...No wait, it'll come to me...probably as I am upside down under water the next time...
- Rosie, connoisseur of the half Eskimo roll
Rosie,
While I have enjoyed many a lobster roll during my trips to Maine, I have yet to try an Eskimo roll. Perhaps next time we meet we could split a whole one. Bon Appetit! - Editor
